Fat week sucks

As I type this, I lay sprawled out on the floor about 8 feet from the porcelain throne. Why? Because Fat week sucks! Whoever invented it was slightly delusional in thinking it was a good idea. Don't know if it was myself or Courtney, but whoever it was, still a fucking stupid idea.

I have eaten nothing healthy at all this week. Well unless you consider the 3 tomato pieces on my one salad covered in a half a bottle of honey mustard or the can of diced tomatoes that was thrown in lasagna along with 2 lbs of hamburger and a bag of cellulose filled shredded cheese. I have eaten so disgusting this week I am even mad at myself.

I have eaten like a 400lb trucker with a meal ticket at McDonald's. Yuck. I disgust even myself with my shameful fat week and disgusting myself is hard to do.

I was fine until today when I had the dumbass idea for lunch. Yep, I talked myself into going to my favorite little Mexican joint and grabbing a bite. And grabbing a bite for me at a place like that isn't a tiny taco and over indulging on free chips and salsa. Yes, my friends I am a lover of all things Mexican. If you cover, smother or slightly rub it in cheese I'm on it like a fat kid on birthday cake. If you then take that cheesy goodness and stuff it in a pepper or a tortilla as big as my head...mmmmm I'm shaking just thinking about that deliciousness. Well anyways, I order my usual lunch combo #26, which consisted of 1 beef enchilada, 1 beef and queso burrito and 1 chile rellano. My order came with chips and salsa and I got me a big ol' extra large DIET coke, why not its my favorite cliche. I ate the entire thing, I was even sad when it was gone. Ugh dummy!

I felt fine! Left work and had another bright idea. Wait for it..... Yep stop at Courtney's and have a big ol' bowl full of homemade peach cobbler. Nope didn't stop there, I smothered it in Butter pecan ice cream and had a Spider-Man glass full of cold milk. Oh it was good, it was real good. So good in fact on the way home I began slipping into a peach cobbler comatose state of mind.

I went right home and made my vital mistake. I am paying for that mistake now as I feel like I'm slipping in and out of a food induced alternate universe. The damn mistake was a nap. Never, ever take a nap after you mix 10,000 calories. 5,000 calories from Mexico and 5,000 calories from sweet southern cobbler. You will regret it.

Needless to say.... I'm ending my fat week early! I don't want to die of clogged arteries before I quit smoking!!

Send your positive thoughts my way, maybe it will help keep me off the porcelain throne face first!!

-Chelsie